I would be AJ.
I'm McLean's best mate, and have been since we were tiny.
I'm here mainly for trolling purposes, but also to keep the other trolls in line. Because, well, I'm allowed to troll. It's the way it is. No one else is
Really, I'm here coz she told me to be, and to give my best mate a bit of support. Coz I do love her.
<< See, that proves it.
I'm a geek, I like aliens, I like sci-fi, I like Simon Pegg and music no ones heard of and I 'collect' animals. I spend half my life on Left 4 Dead and half my life on the radio and half my life at uni. Hang on that's three halves. I spend 33.3333333333333...% Annddd you get the point... I'm also slightly obsessed by the Russian language, which means that I tend to get a lot of adverts advertising Russian brides to me in a really stupid google person-specific advert mistake. I also get geek2geek dating pop up quite a lot. Google clearly thinks I'm desperate. And bisexual. I am neither.
I would probably describe myself as the Matt Morgan to Amy's Russell Brand. Which I don't think she likes, coz I'm sure the last time I mentioned him she pulled a face. But I follow her about a bit and try and help her in her schemes to
take over the world film things and produce things and go shopping and walk about places. I likes it. I also think of myself as a comic genius, although I'm probably not. You'll see, anyway. I'm bored of writing this now. I'm a member of one other forum and I never bothered to do an introduction coz I'd bore people to death. Although I was a member of a birdwatching forum once...
I got banned.
Hakuna matata!
Subject: Hi. Why the HELL does this have to be 10 characters McLean???? 
